I simply cannot this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- This can't be real
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of rabbits came out over a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
My friends check here won't believe what just took place. It's so crazy, I know I'm going to lose consciousness! The whole thing was just so wild.
- I can't even
- No joke
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?